For reason not worth elaborating upon, I had reason to call a K-Mart tonight and ask what time they closed tonight.
K-Mart lady answers the phone: "Thank you for calling K-Mart. What can I help you discover tonight?"
Naturally, I replied "What I'd like to discover is what time you close tonight." But now that I know that a simple call to K-Mart will become a voyage of discovery, my world is full of possibilities. It's like the Starship Enterprise in convenient retail form-- "Captain, we have a Blue Light Special on deck 25!"