The Tony Awards were held last night. The Tonys were on against the NBA Finals... which was watched by everyone in the United States who wasn't actually in a Broadway show last season. Had ABC had the rights to both, they'd have contracted the Celtics starting lineup to put on lederhosen and sing "I Am Sixteen Going On Seventeen" which, frankly, I'd watch. Then for the banner-raising they could get Parish, McHale, Bird et al. to come out and sing "Tradition" from Fiddler on the Roof. Hey, a boy can dream.